lameness from CG 3#

3 koalas (from jian shen)

3 koalas bears sitting on a tree.....one jumped off, why?
coz he wana commit suicide.

then da second one jumped off, why?
coz he hv peer pressure.

then da 3rd one decides to jump off too, why?
coz he thinks it's a game.

then suddenly, da tree uproots itself and fell down, why?
coz it thinks it's a koala.

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paus (from david)

char siu pau and man tau went for a movie. char siu pau cried like crazy, yet man tau just sat there and watch. why?
coz man tau no feeling.

then, char siu pau and dau sa pau went for a movie. char siu pau cried and dau sa pau laughed. why?
coz different feelings.

then, char siu pau and dai pau went to da movies. char siu pau cried as usual and dai pau laughed and cried at da same time. why?
coz mixed feelings.

finally, char siu pau, dau sa pau, man tau and dai pau went to da movies again. but this time, char siu pau didn't cry, whereas the rest did as they had done before. so, why doesn't char siu pau cry this time?
coz he watch da movie too many times dy.

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Aladin's mother (from winson)

well, we all know Aladin and tat his father is called the "king of thieves", but then we never heard of his mother before. so, let's say Aladin's mother did show up, what would her name be?
Alamak.


goosness......see what wonderful members i hv wahhhhhh...... -.-''